Lesbians and bisexual girls are the luckiest people in the country.

• Less competition and obvious to fall in love : In country where homosexuality is so heavily oppressed and patriarchy does the rest of the damage, homosexual girls wil find it very hard to cope up with her needs and desires. In her long quest for love will be greeted by a true friend and with whom she will share her dark secret. The “true friend” is a nice person and that’s why she got to hear the secret in the first place. So it’s very much possible that such a nature of the “true friend” will bring him across a similar person deprived of her sexuality. The true friend will help meet them. No really do you think will they choose not to love each other.

 

• They can hang out as a couple in almost anywhere: The uncomfortable environment and tension when you choose to bring a friend of the opposite sex in your home when family is around or you choose to hang out in a place where you might bump into someone who might potentially suspect you of dating your accompanist. But screw it because you are lesbians. They or anyone else would not have a slightest idea of who you people are and instead of trying to prove your individuality to the people and being a pride homosexual you should simply hide under their evil radars and secretly hang out as much as possible till eternity  

 

• Sex is very easy : Well you invited your so called besty to you sister’s wedding or your PG or your college hostel and people must be thinking they will gossip to sleep. WRONG!!!!!!!! You will be having more sex and all the straight couples and also without the danger of getting caught and that means all your mind totally dedicated to the act.

 

• Sex is safe and you are making the world a better place: It’s hard to arrange a condom ok not hard but at least a bit awkward for inexperienced people. So that’s a burden of your head before going on vacations and night stays. Also you can have sex for indefinite number of days without ever having the danger of getting pregnant. Instead in the later run you might adopt a baby who actually needs a parent. Not only are you keeping the population in control but give life to those denied of a worthy life.

 

(ALL of this can be destroyed if homosexuality is legalized and recognized. It will be recognized on paper but then the extremists will hate you anyways and will be more likely to suspect you unlike before where there was no chance

 

And yeah I know why gays or boys are not lucky. Well girls hang out all day, people will think they are bitching and gossiping. Only time boys hang are on cricket stadiums or with a cluster of other boys on bikes, but never with the one single boy taking a gentle stroll in the park )